Toaster-Strudels

motherfucking breadcrumbs

literallysnokoplasm:

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

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satanfictive:

NOW THAT[’S MY KIND OF DIALOGUE OPTION. YOU HAVE OPENED THE DOOR TO DARKNESS, LITTLE MAN

satanfictive:

NOW THAT[’S MY KIND OF DIALOGUE OPTION. YOU HAVE OPENED THE DOOR TO DARKNESS, LITTLE MAN

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ohawkguy:

the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.

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