Life sometimes is like being chased around by a dragon, trapped in its cave.. There’s treasure everywhere but you’re still being chased by that goddamn dragon, so there’s no time to be happy about it.. .___.
And you can keep running till you die.
You can gather all the gold you’re able to carry and somehow find an escape.
Or you can tame the dragon. I mean, they are pretty fucking rad.
this is a female assassin and im positive assassin’s creed is being referenced
‘Shy’ male sues Women’s Studies teacher for failing him after he refused to attend class | The Raw Story
“I didn’t expect it would be all women and it was a small classroom and about 40 women were sort of sitting in a semicircle and the thought of spending two hours every week sitting there for the next four months was overwhelming.”
Male expects special accommodation because he doesn’t want to be around women, and then sues for discrimination. Amazing.
one time when i was 11 i put toothpaste on my brother’s deodorant and he got zits all in his armpits